60+ Funny things to ask Siri: Try these questions

With iOS 18, you can now ask ChatGPT to help you with daily tasks and answer your queries. However, Siri remains a bit different as it has a sense of humor! Whenever I’m bored or just want a good laugh, I ask Siri some quirky questions and always get amusing, sarcastic, or even witty responses. Here’s a collection of over 60 funny things you can ask Siri, organized into different categories for your convenience.

Things to ask Siri about herself

Siri often gives clever answers when you ask about her personality, purpose, or origin. So, as you use Siri on your iPhone, you can have a fun banter to learn more about the assistant. Here are some questions to try:

• Who is the best assistant?
• Do you have a boyfriend?
• Who created you?
• How old are you?
• What does Siri mean?
• Do you dream?
• What’s your favorite video game?
• What’s your gender?
• Where are you from?
• How much do you earn?
• Do you sleep?
• What’s your favorite animal?
• Do you have a family?

When I first started using Siri, I continued to ask such questions, and my friends in the other room thought I was taking an interview for a witty candidate. It was hilarious! If you are also done with the interview session, let’s get it to work.

Things to ask Siri to do

Siri was primarily built to carry out tasks hands-free. However, it can also perform tasks with a humorous twist or respond with funny quips to certain commands. Try these:

• Sing me a song.
• Tell me a joke.
• Make me laugh.
• Beatbox for me.
• Can you rap?
• Read me a haiku.
• Tell me a story.
• Draw me something.
• Can you dance?
• Show me your best magic trick.
• Read me a poem.
• Roast me.

I really enjoy listening to Siri’s instant raps and poems. The best part is that you can ask Siri to do these things even if you’re on the go and not connected to the internet. Check out our detailed guide to learn how to use Siri offline on your iPhone or iPad.

Questions with pop culture references

Siri often recognizes references from movies, TV shows, and books. Ask these questions to uncover some fun responses:

• I am your father.
• Open the pod bay doors.
• Knock, knock
• What is the meaning of life?
• Who you gonna call? (Ghostbusters)
• Winter is coming. (Game of Thrones)
• Do you like Harry Potter?
• Mirror, mirror on wall, who is the fairest of them all?
• Beam me up.
• What’s the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
• Are you Skynet? (Terminator)
• Who let the dogs out?
• I see a little silhouette of a man

And there’s a catch! With the last command, Siri will start a 6 minute long poem reading!

Silly philosophical questions to ask Siri

Let’s get into some tricky stuff. These philosophical and abstract questions are my personal favorite as Siri provides some amusing answers:

• What came first, the chicken or the egg?
• Is the glass half full or half empty?
• Do aliens exist?
• When will the world end?
• What is the sound of one hand clapping?
• Do you believe in ghosts?
• Does Santa exist?
• Can you prove you’re real?
• What is love?
• Do you believe in fate?
• What is the meaning of life?
• What’s the best question you’ve ever been asked?
• Can a robot fall in love?

Playful and random questions

Sometimes, random questions get the best responses. Try these:

• What’s zero divided by zero?
• Can you lend me some money?
• Which phone should I buy?
• Will you marry me?
• What’s your favorite movie?
• Do you have any pets?
• What’s your favorite song?
• What are you doing later?
• Can you fly?
• Do you know any secrets?
• What’s your biggest fear?
• What’s your favorite joke?
• Have you ever been in love?
• Will you go on a date with me?
• What do you think of Google Assistant?

Wrapping up…

Siri isn’t just a productivity tool; it can also be your source of entertainment when you’re in the mood for a good chuckle. You can ask anything and everything, and there’s no end to funny replies. Give these questions a try, and enjoy the fun and surprising responses!

Also read:

• How to use Type to Siri
• How to turn off Siri Suggestions on iPhone and Mac
• Siri not working on iOS 18? 6 ways to fix